hgielhsA has a bad day :(

* marky_boi slaps hgielhsA around a bit with a large trout
<hgielhsA> WHAT?
<hgielhsA> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
<marky_boi> :3
<hgielhsA> FUCK OFF MARK
<hgielhsA> SERIOUSLY
<hgielhsA> FUCK OFF
<hgielhsA> KILL YOURSELF.
<hgielhsA> HE HAS NO CHANCE
<hgielhsA> EVER
<hgielhsA> HE’D HAVE MORE CHANCE OF LIVING AFTER BEING SHOT 20 MILLION TIMES AT CLOSE RANGE
<hgielhsA> DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
<hgielhsA> GET FUCKED
<hgielhsA> FUCK OFF.
<hgielhsA> DIE

<hgielhsA> HE NEVER HAD ME.
<hgielhsA> MY STANDARDS WILL NEVER
<hgielhsA> EVER
<hgielhsA> EVER
<hgielhsA> BE THAT LOW
<hgielhsA> EVER.

<hgielhsA> Yes
<hgielhsA> I’m goth
<hgielhsA> You know what I feel like doing
<hgielhsA> getting my big goth boots
<hgielhsA> and stomping all your face.

Admission is the first step towards recovery, Ash.

December 30, 2008. Tags: , , . #perth. Leave a comment.

Thursday evening posturing

Drama erupted yesterday, as Mark postured like a lame rooster in a perverted attempt to impress a teenaged girl in #perth. Initially breaking into tears over being called by his given name, Mark, instead of his cutesy “please love me” nick marky_boi, Mark went on to hurl, or rather plop, insults at Fletch in an insane, yet doomed, macho attempt to save face.

Fletch was unperturbed by accusations of being a boring, hairy-handed old man, and pointed out that the tedium presented by Mark’s 2008 spree of repetitive childish innuendo and lolcats links far exceeded any boredom incurred by Fletch’s occasional meandering appearances in the channel.

Bystanders declined to comment, and the teenaged girl’s nick has gone unremembered in this tragic tale.

December 19, 2008. Tags: . #perth. Leave a comment.